The Flying Scotsmen was a group of uncles who cured Michael Rosen's constipation.

A band of Flying Scotsmen


As their name suggests, they all came from Scotland.

In the 60's, they helped cure Michael's constipation on a very weird adventure.


They disabanded in 1972 after Uncle Pickle was killed in the Machester Airport massacre.

Uncle Cucumber later fled to the Eastern Europe country West Cybersland and was never seen again, Uncle Matzah Brei currently lives in the back of Michael Rosen's fridge, and Uncle Coffee currently is in the Witness Protection Program under the guise of a inspector who goes to schools to inspect projects and ask for facts about the things/people the project is based on for no reason.