A fat red tomato. Mhhhm, you can almost taste the sweet juice.
The Tomato is a fabled vegetable, said to bestow whoever takes a bite of its fleshy goodness with the sweetest juice known to man. It is said that some people are willing to give their right arm to obtain such a treasured food item. Michael Rosen used to hate tomatoes when he was a kid, but then he decided to stop being a faggot and enjoyed the wonderful vegetable. It is speculated that Michael's cannibalistic tendencies, which made themselves apparent in his early childhood, acted as a catalyst for his newfound appreciation of tomatoes.
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Battle Of The Red Sea[]
Seeing The Harrybo Company as a threat to all mankind, the tomatoes decided to assist Michael Rosen during the Battle of the Red Sea by sending one of their finest warriors, A Tomato. Sadly he was killed by a furious gay pedophile in the battle's aftermath. His death was avenged by Michael Rosen - he banged the former's head against a rock really hard and fast until he died.
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The furious gay pedophile responsible for a tomato's death.