The Dungeon of Deadly Ducks is an ancient ruin located beneath Michael Rosen's house. The exact origins and age of the ruin are unkown, but it seems to be of ancient roman design and was most likely the first school prison ever built. The dungeon itself is full of crazed, starving ducks, hundreds and hundreds of them. During his 67th birthday, Michael Rosen sent all the birthday guests to die within the dungeon, because he was unsatisfied with his presents. Out of pure luck they escaped and the birthday boy was forced to kill them with the help of his uncle.